Playing Business: the job simulator where the work is fake and the dread is real

Playing Business is a free corporate life simulator you play in your browser. Clock into a fake job at Areas, the world's most generic corporation. Answer emails nobody reads, attend meetings about meetings, and climb a ladder that leads nowhere.

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Everything a real job has. Simulated.

• Slacking: channels, DMs, and a daily standup, plus #irl, a live channel with real players.
• Areas Mail: a full inbox of emails nobody reads, each demanding a choice.
• Ziimm: survive the daily video call.
• The Cafeteria: choose your salad from a standing menu of six.
• Perceived Value: real work is invisible, and looking busy is a metric. Climb a Peter-Principle ladder where every promotion makes your title worse.
• The Break Room: a fully sanctioned arcade inside your fake job.

There is no product to buy. There is only the job. Come play business.